My weekend, by the numbers
Number of days in the weekend: 3
Number of movies I watched: 5
Number of movies I saw that scored more than 75% on Rotten Tomatoes: 3 (The Machinist, 127 Hours, and Dear Zachary)
Number of movies below 10%: 1 (The Roommate)
Number of speeches I judged: 14
Number of speech kids who shook my hand: 4
Number of speech kids I wanted to shake my hand: 0
Number of speech kids with clammy hands: 2 (a more accurate count would require further investigation)
Number of over-time men's basketball games UCLA won: 0
Number of points scored by Jorge: 34
Number of times I yelled 'you're fat' at a UCLA player: 2
Number of times a UCLA player yelled 'you're fat' at me: 0
Number of times I got unintentionally drunk: 1
Number of times I got on-purpose drunk: 0
Number of times I wished I were drunk: 3
Number of meaningful conversions had with a brother: 2 (100%!)
Number of macaroni and cheese balls made for me by Travis: 5
Number of facts about the male reproductive system shared by Monica: >25 (it's for class though!)
Number of cafes at which I attempted to study but were too full: 2
Number of paper extensions I got: 1
Number of pages I read: too many
Number of curly fries eaten: not enough
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